Vespers

This is my answer to the WL 'Hush' Challenge.

(With extreme apologies to A.A. Milne, Christopher Robin and any of their descendants)


Naughty Santa kneels at the foot of the bed
Droops on his hands a bearded old head
Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Christopher Cringle is saying his prayers.

God bless William, I know that's right
Lord we had fun in the bath tonight
His hands are so bold and his body so hot
Oh God bless his big **** I love it a lot

If I open my fingers a little bit more
I can see William's paddle hooked on the door
It's of Lexan plastic, nothing like wood
Oh! God please help me to keep being good

I wasn't very nice to Rudolph today
I never should have told him to go fly away
We had to go searching all the highs and the lows
Thank heavens we spotted his fat glowing nose

Oh! By the way God, I have to confess
I didn't clean my workshop, now it's a mess
I told William I'd do it, but I went out instead
Too much nog with the elves, and now I'm so dead

Naughty Santa kneels at the foot of the bed
Droops on his hands a bearded old head
Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Christopher Cringle is saying his prayers.